"My butt really hurts... don't know what it is though..."

"My butt really hurts... don't know what it is though..."

Really? I know why...



Nice! Let's look at that a bit closely:



Judging from Cory's facial expression it is obvious that he does not remember why his butt would be in such pain. This does not, however, mean that he is gay. This blog is clearly about defining Cory's heterosexuality. Remember, just because your butt hurts in the morning doesn't mean that you are gay. Kids, be safe and have some fun.