Cory "Samus" Bensen?

Photo courtesy of Monsieur Bédard... I think Cory is Samus. Yes, he's probably the pink one on the right because of his nature. I realized this playing Super Smash Bros. with him. He seems to be in perfect control of Samus at all times.

There are however conflicting rumours on whether or not Cory may be the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz. Take a look:



On a closing note, congratulations to Cory for landing the leading role in the flick "Gay Werewolf Killers", a sequel to the critically acclaimed "Lesbian Vampire Killers":

Crouching Tiger Hidden Fag

Beer has been the recent theme. Actually, to be more specific, beer pong in particular. He and Nick were playing me and Mike. Failing miserably because of his heterosexuality, he was getting rather stressed out... when he finally sunk one, he screamed at the top of his lungs, "CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN FA... I was going to say FAG wasn't I...?" You can be a hidden fag, Cory. We all know...



Over here, you can see Cory's drinking attire. A couple of guys on the way to the bar complemented him. I think they were heterosexual... they were wearing make-up. I do believe that the members of the band Fall Out Boy wear make-up. They are clearly hetero.



Some more of Cory's straight dancing after a few mojitos:



Here's Cory getting intimate with Ted. In the most bro-way possible.



Lastly, our dear Cory is leaving Montreal. This means that I will not be able to deliver the message of Cory's being a heterosexual. I would appreciate any material that could be used for the blog. Cory still has not gotten his message out to enough people. Just because he's out of Montreal, it doesn't mean that Cory's no longer not gay - he may still be licking balls. I leave with you this following picture that will prove my point entirely:

"My butt really hurts... don't know what it is though..."

"My butt really hurts... don't know what it is though..."

Really? I know why...



Nice! Let's look at that a bit closely:



Judging from Cory's facial expression it is obvious that he does not remember why his butt would be in such pain. This does not, however, mean that he is gay. This blog is clearly about defining Cory's heterosexuality. Remember, just because your butt hurts in the morning doesn't mean that you are gay. Kids, be safe and have some fun.

New Post!

Sorry for the lack of update... It's been a pretty hectic past 3 weeks or so.

At one point Cory was on a crusade down to the Southern United States of America to prove his heterosexuality and that gave me less material than I wished. But did remember what he told me a couple of nights before his departure (I casually record what Cory says on my phone these days so that I will end up with more materials):

"My parents really wanted me to be a girl, so they named me Cory to go both ways".

Hmmmm. NOT GAY.

Now, here's a picture proving his heterosexuality:



Back-to-back post to follow shortly.