Crouching Tiger Hidden Fag

Beer has been the recent theme. Actually, to be more specific, beer pong in particular. He and Nick were playing me and Mike. Failing miserably because of his heterosexuality, he was getting rather stressed out... when he finally sunk one, he screamed at the top of his lungs, "CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN FA... I was going to say FAG wasn't I...?" You can be a hidden fag, Cory. We all know...



Over here, you can see Cory's drinking attire. A couple of guys on the way to the bar complemented him. I think they were heterosexual... they were wearing make-up. I do believe that the members of the band Fall Out Boy wear make-up. They are clearly hetero.



Some more of Cory's straight dancing after a few mojitos:



Here's Cory getting intimate with Ted. In the most bro-way possible.



Lastly, our dear Cory is leaving Montreal. This means that I will not be able to deliver the message of Cory's being a heterosexual. I would appreciate any material that could be used for the blog. Cory still has not gotten his message out to enough people. Just because he's out of Montreal, it doesn't mean that Cory's no longer not gay - he may still be licking balls. I leave with you this following picture that will prove my point entirely: