Cory and food.

Food is an essential part in defining who you are. For Cory, it's no different - he eats like a heterosexual man. Meat, a lot of meat in his mouth, salad, creamy soup, sushi, avocado, cherries, pickles, bananas... the list goes on.

Here are some pictures to prove it all:



He's obviously into BIG BANANAS. No surprise there...


We've seen his love for pickles before, haven't we?


He likes his meats I tell you.

Speaking of foods and Cory, I wanted to share a story that happened over the Easter dinner at the Fishers' house:
Allison Fisher: Someone should really toss the fruit salad!
Cory Bensen: Oh, I would love some fruit in my mouth! I'm usually very good at tossing salads!
Me: Yeah, you love tossing salad don't you?
Cory: Look at me go! I'm tossing the salad!

... Well I did take some liberties and the minute details but the message is clear... CORY IS VERY GOOD AT AND HE DOES IN FACT ENJOY TOSSING SALAD! Fruit salad at that...

What did we learn today? Cory is not gay. Over and out.

Cory Just Wants to Dance!

Cory enjoys dancing. He just wants to dance...



He also likes ice cream cones: "it's like an awesomeness you hold in your hand; you can hold it and lick up the cream!!!"
Yeah... I can imagine a lot of other things you can lick up.

OMG! SHOPPING!

Today, we went on an exciting shopping spree around t-dot(said with a super "not-gay" intonation). Cory was needless to say very excited with the prospect of satisfying his appetite for fashion!

On the prowl for the best looking pair of shorts, Cory navigated through various stores... H&M, Zara, Holt Renfrew, Lululemon, Aritzia, French Connection UK, United Colors of Benetton, Club Monaco... he just said we should've just gone to Dicks 'R Us...

Cory's not gay quotes of the day:
"I love built in vacuums! Seriously, have you seen how hard it sucks? It's like a super sucker!"

"Johnny's my friend from highschool and the swim team... I get ridiculous with him."

"Man, all this disco music makes me want to don a hard hat and listen to the Village People everyday!"

The picture below are the members of the Village People. Cory was once part of the group. For real.

Quotes that prove Cory's Heterosexuality

"What do gay horses eat? 'HAY HAY HAY~!'"... or maybe pickles?

"Now that I have satisfied my tummy with Taco Bell, I need to satisfy my appetite for fashion with Winners."

Introducing... Cory Bensen

These are the reasons why he is not gay. Pictures are worth a thousand words: