Because this just NEEDS to be revisited

WOW

Taking a jab at myself...

This blog has been going on for about five months now and it has me realized a few things:
1. cory's not gay
2. cory is not gay "wink"
3. people have become victims of this blog as a result of being in pictures with cory
4. i've got way too much free time on my hands

so i've decided that i need to take a jab at myself as well in order to even the score - now, look at this fucking love connection:



note the unfinished track frame
note the slight "whatever" hipster look while hiding the obvious joy of holding a set of welded aluminum tubes
note the angle at which the frame is held up to accentuate the brand name
note that these frames are going to be ridden brakeless in one of the steepest cities on the west coast apart from SF, not to mention that these frames were never even meant for riding anywhere outside the velodrome
note that neither of these douchebags have ever ridding velodrome
note the emo mac's iSight webcam pictures, henceforth the mirror image

I think i'm off the hook for another 5 months at least!

Do you like fish sticks? What are you? A Gay fish???

the only good thing that came from that god forsaken album "808s & Heartbreak" by Kanye West was this:

Kanye West - Gay Fish (South Park) - kewego
South Park immortalize Kanye West as a 'gay fish'.

Press Play!

Keywords: kanye west yeezy kanye west gay fish south park gay joke hater heatbreak 808's ye kid cudi rap hip hop hype 2009 trace

Video from memew

Also peep this:


What fucking love connection:

corysnotracist.blogspot.com

So... I've always known those 'roo-hunting, weird sports game inventing (Aussie rules football - who the hell calls a sport that?), ostrich eating people down under were a little savage like and racist... they have converted our most flamboyant not-gay friend into one of them by getting him to ironically mock the African (-Australians?) by not only dressing like them but to paint their skins black. Tisk tisk Cory... Not only is it questionable but it's just plain frightening. No wonder the Europeans were so deathly afraid of people of darker colour...



It makes him a lot more creepier too:



"I'm having so much fun... LADIES"

Speaking of Australia and being creepy and generally not being gay:



I've got one abbreviation for this picture: WTF? For those of you not in the know, it means "What the fuck?" Also did you know IDK stands for "I Don't Know"? It's very confusing... This happens a lot:

ME: So what did you think of MJ's death?
YOU: IDK
ME: What does that mean
YOU: I don't know
ME: WTF?
YOU: LOLZ
ME: G2G
YOU: BAIIIII

Le Sigh.

In the meanwhile, being unemployed and the only thing you've got going for you to keep busy is buying a car, I find myself on the internet a lot. The stuff I surf for some reason seems like so much more meaningful than what I was doing while procrastinating at school:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corys+gay

Apparently the urban dictionary won't allow "corys not gay" but will agree that the closest thing to that is "corys gay", which up till now I did not realize is so close in meaning to the word "tampoon".

Also, google ranks this blog 5th when searching "corys not gay" and when searching for "corysnotgay", this blog is one and only.

My iPhone knows corysnotgay.blogspot.com

I've noticed that like many of Cory's associates and acquaintances alike have been catching onto this little blog that proves the heterosexuality of Cory Hamilton Bensen (Hamilton is the name he is going to use in corporate setting, apparently). Just as the fore mentioned got acquainted with the blog, my phone it seems has caught on. Whenever I try to type "Cory's" it will automatically offer to finish up the rest by giving me, "corysnotgay.blogspot.com". Classic.

Actually, this is how I understood why smart phones are call what they are called - it's because they are smart, dammit! Not only are they trainable like dogs, but they learn new things as you use them just like how a child learns to swear after repeatedly being exposed to some expressions or particular words. I could keep talking about how smart my phone is, but iPhones are much less interesting than Cory's straight sexual orientation proven by a bunch of photos and quotes. Let's look at some:


I know most people do the "V" with their or others' fingers to figuratively illustrate the licking of a vagina. Cory is too mainly and conquered so many of the V's that he's decided to conquer the dudes. That's what the licking of a finger represents.


"Suck on this... ladies" said Cory, "only figuratively! Tonight, I just want to express myself through the art of dance!!!"


"What's up girlfriend?" that's what SHE said. Not Cory.


Cory being the hipster he is (refer to previous Cory's a Hipster post), he feels the need to be ironic. He dresses like that and humps dudes. It's irony, people! IRONY!