My iPhone knows corysnotgay.blogspot.com

I've noticed that like many of Cory's associates and acquaintances alike have been catching onto this little blog that proves the heterosexuality of Cory Hamilton Bensen (Hamilton is the name he is going to use in corporate setting, apparently). Just as the fore mentioned got acquainted with the blog, my phone it seems has caught on. Whenever I try to type "Cory's" it will automatically offer to finish up the rest by giving me, "corysnotgay.blogspot.com". Classic.

Actually, this is how I understood why smart phones are call what they are called - it's because they are smart, dammit! Not only are they trainable like dogs, but they learn new things as you use them just like how a child learns to swear after repeatedly being exposed to some expressions or particular words. I could keep talking about how smart my phone is, but iPhones are much less interesting than Cory's straight sexual orientation proven by a bunch of photos and quotes. Let's look at some:


I know most people do the "V" with their or others' fingers to figuratively illustrate the licking of a vagina. Cory is too mainly and conquered so many of the V's that he's decided to conquer the dudes. That's what the licking of a finger represents.


"Suck on this... ladies" said Cory, "only figuratively! Tonight, I just want to express myself through the art of dance!!!"


"What's up girlfriend?" that's what SHE said. Not Cory.


Cory being the hipster he is (refer to previous Cory's a Hipster post), he feels the need to be ironic. He dresses like that and humps dudes. It's irony, people! IRONY!