Today, we went on an exciting shopping spree around t-dot(said with a super "not-gay" intonation). Cory was needless to say very excited with the prospect of satisfying his appetite for fashion!
On the prowl for the best looking pair of shorts, Cory navigated through various stores... H&M, Zara, Holt Renfrew, Lululemon, Aritzia, French Connection UK, United Colors of Benetton, Club Monaco... he just said we should've just gone to Dicks 'R Us...
Cory's not gay quotes of the day:
"I love built in vacuums! Seriously, have you seen how hard it sucks? It's like a super sucker!"
"Johnny's my friend from highschool and the swim team... I get ridiculous with him."
"Man, all this disco music makes me want to don a hard hat and listen to the Village People everyday!"
The picture below are the members of the Village People. Cory was once part of the group. For real.
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